It's a hot, stressful day at work...where I had to make so many important decisions, and if I had to make another decision today, I was going to SCREAM!! The traffic is unbearable, and my wife asked me earlier in the day, to pick up a few things at the grocery store, and a pizza for dinner. The day went something like this.
In the grocery store, as I waited for the groceries to be checked out, the sacker asked:
"Sir, would you like paper or plastic?"
I COULD S-C-R-E-A-M !!!
After putting the groceries in the car, I went to the near-by pizza joint. After ordering the pizza, the pizza person asked:
" Sir, would you like thick and chewy or thin and crispy?"
I COULD S-C-R-E-A-M !!!
It was a hot day, and while waiting for the pizza, I wanted to cool off, so I went next door to get some ice cream. After I ordered the ice cream, the ice cream person asked:
"Sir, would you like a cone or a cup?"
I COULD S-C-R-E-A-M !!! |